I love you like kings love queens,
Like a gay geneticist loves designer jeans,
I need you like New Orleans needs a drought,
Like Hitler's Father needed to learn to pull out,
And I want you, yeah, like a Lawyer/Mathematician wants some kind of proof,
And I want you, yeah, like JFK wanted a car with a roof,
Because...
Love is taking that dive, then getting really comfortable and peeing in the pool,
And love is a real life porn, minus all the stuff that makes porn cool,
And love is a homeless guy searching for treasure in the middle of the rain and finding a bag of gold coins and slowly finding out they're all filled with chocol
Whats Funny-Bo burnham by sydney656356, literature
Literature
Whats Funny-Bo burnham
My show is a little bit silly, and a
Little bit pretentious, so like
Shakespeare's willy or
Noam Chomsky wearing a strap-on
It's also a little bit gay, and a
Little bit offensive, like
Thanksgiving Day or
Noam Chomsky wearing a strap-on
So put your cellphones to vibrate
And put your vibrators to cellphone mode
Welcome to the show, it goes a little bit like this
Joke... exactly
Fucking up my flow, it flows a little bit like this
With a rap and a diss then a
Swift rap in the wrist, a rap in a kiss
Like Hershey's wrappin' a Kiss, shit
I got a show that'll test you kids
And it asks one question and the question is;
So here's a song that takes something that's not so fun, math, and makes it offensive.
What's a pirate minus the ship?
Just a creative homeless guy
And an anteater plus a large hungry mutant ant?
An ironic way to die
And what's domain, domain, range (xxy)?
A kid with too much in his pants
And two balls minus one?
Seven titles at the Tour de France
Split a decision with long division,
Take the circumference of your circumcision
Live like your data and when you're all "set"
Put it all together and whatever you get.
It's new math...
What's a bag of chips divided by five,
Well that's a Nike workers' meal
And Santa claus
All's Fair in Love and Riddles by Shellyluvstoread, literature
Literature
All's Fair in Love and Riddles
This chapter is dedicated to Taylor! (I don't own Batman)
"And so you shall go out into the world, changing each other's lives-"
This speech was killing more brain cells than the Law Enforcement Academy had filled. Easily. All four years, down the tube in one fell swoop. I checked my watch and sighed in defeat. This graduation thing that we had been leading up to since we hit preschool was turning out to be taking about that much time to be done with. After about ten long minutes...
"Congratulations, class of 2011!"
A great shout rose from the crowd as hundreds of caps were thrown in the air. I myself let out a very un lady-like shriek an
"Now Miss Zayne, you mustn't be late for your own birthday ball." Beth looked at her handmaid though her mirror utterly nonplussed.
"What if I don't want to go?" She sighed, laying her chin on her hand. The weight of her hair was pulling her down in ridiculous proportions seeing as the wig they made her wear had to be the size of a small child. Why pretend to have white hair already when she was just turning eighteen.
"You mustn't say such things, miss. Tis your duty to get married off to a prince before your coronation, and you're already quite off schedule seeing as that is tonight." The maid chuckled "Now pull up, let's get this corset t
Alls Fair in Love and Riddles 28 by Shellyluvstoread, literature
Literature
Alls Fair in Love and Riddles 28
I might have been running on five hours of sleep but hell, that was what caffeine was for. Thank god for Mountain Dew. From the moment of opening my eyes my head was in overdrive. I had to get my mind off the trial somehow. So, being the rational thinker I was, I figured what better distraction than some help? If things were to go according to plan I needed some backup. Maybe Harley or Ivy? Even Selena, as soon as she came to mind I scratched it. I heard she had often worked with the bat, and that was the last thing I needed. Cops fit into that category as well.
Then again I guess I was just lucky that Gordon didn't have a watch on me.
Of c
1. What is your favorite word and why?
Shazam it sounds nice.
2. Do you like the T.V. show "Friends"? If not which one do you like?
Uh from what I'v watched befor sure I like it.
3. Dogs or Cats?
Both.
4. Smosh or Shane Dawson?
Do I have to?
5. Milly or Elmo?
Milly.
6. What color is you hair?
Brown.
7. If you could have any name in the world, what would it be?
Cena.
8. If you could marry anyone who would it be?
Dick grayson. Fangirl at heart<3
9. Who is your best friend?
~Shawdowrcks (https://www.deviantart.com/shawdowrcks)
10. Bananas or Pineapples?
Bananas.
1.Do you think Robin is gay?
2.Have you heard of Stg. Frog?
3.Do you have a myspace?
4 Have
I want to create a picture with a wonderful description that tell what happened that lead up to what is happening in the picture. And, like it's going to be of Clawdia just smothering Jess in a hug. And I want a super log description for this fucking picture or it's going to bother me! I neeeeeeeed it! Also, I need a referance picture of Jess!